ive got a problem and its called older men
Hi, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness wondering if you’d be interested in a gym membership over at Jehovah’s Fitness
- someone: *says something*
- me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
What if the Restricted Section of the Hogwarts Library is just full of wizard porn?
Maybe that’s why the book Harry picked up was screaming
Bound in leather and chains
would you please stop destroying my childhood one potter-related post at a time
